Honestly, I don't know what to write about. Someone pooped where Dusty stood. I don't want to write about that.
Adam Wainright is hurt. I don't want to write about that.
People were happy or less than gracious upon finding out Adam Wainwright was hurt. I don't want to write about that.
The NL Central is probably not going to be very good. I don't really want to write about that.
This makes me wish baseball would realign. Completely. I already wrote about that.
So if you want, go read about it.
First, I tried to point out how 3-division leagues make baseball kind of suck.
Then I proposed a realignment plan.
I stand behind all of this still today. Good day. And please, no one poop in the dugout.