It's a Way of [L]ife

How exactly does one attack safety vigorously, Bud?

Mattress on the roof > Zambrano to the bullpen. Photo by e0nn

Sometimes you feel like cheering for another team, but your indolence is chronic. Now go get me a cupcake.

Yes, that's Sean Connery. Yes, we're insane.

Because when you really want to let someone have it, you do it in a font that's filled with hate.

From Wikipedia: In psychology, Stockholm syndrome is a term used to describe a paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein hostages express adulation and have positive feelings towards their captors that appear irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims. (courtesy of CubsMagicNumber)

Cubs fans are gluttons for punishment . . . and complex carbohydrates.

You don't have to be a champion to expect everyone to love you.

This one's courtesy of Tim from Tales from Aisle 424. If you're willing to bet it all that someday your luck will turn around, you're living the Wrigley Way of Life.

And to think someone considered "A Way of Life" to be a good thing.